Movies Galore takes a look at director John Johnson’s short films from Dark Stone Entertainment and Red Army Films 2003-2017!

Written by David Strege

Darkstone Entertainment

Brought To Us By Darkstone Entertainment director John Johnson who eventually became known for the Skeleton Key franchise as well as the Plan 9 remake which I have yet to review I have decided to do a huge retrospective on the short films that Mr. Johnson has directed overtime from early on on forward as in a sense  writing up more than one film or at least more than one short film has become somewhat up my trademark because I believe that I can relate exactly what I want to for each short film and keep each separate in my mind even though you readers out there may not want to be sitting there forever to read my novel of a review. I do this for me not for you,  even though I want you to know about the films as well. Remember not everyone will have the same opinion this I and you could like or dislike these films or not care but I’m going to write them up anyways. There is also a company call Red Army Films that he is associated with that I am also reviewing that he may or may not have directed so bare wit me…

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In this short film called Wish two gentlemen are walking out of what looks like a curiosity shop when one of the gentlemen seems to notice a young lady who is looking in the shop window… Next two scenes we are taking to a Lakeside place where an older man sits across from what looks like an 6 year old child and a chess board sits between them.  The older man says something to the child about a wish that is about to begin and asks is she ready so it appears that the child and the older man are about to have a battle of the minds…

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After it appears that the two have begun their game of strategy the young man that we had seen stopped to take a look Bethany young girl looking in the shop window seems to have been taken to another dimension where he is in Gladiator type clothing something that you would probably see in Jason and the Argonauts as he hears some kind of us swordplay going on metal clashing in the background… It would appear that well the pieces are being played that they make this young man go through a series of tests or tasks in his mind one is a battle of strength,  another seems to be a battle of knowledge, another appears to be how far and how much he is willing to go and still a fourth task of Temptation.

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Ultimately in the end it would appear that in reality the younger of the two players was actually evil even though she was a child…  I enjoyed that this film was kind of more in the Fantasy Realm it was kind of mystical and Whimsical at the same time. there really wasn’t a lot of talking and more of a visual experience.  I think the characters were very well-thought-out I thought the Wardrobe of each character was actually relatively pretty good for a low budget and they also thought the place where the young man was supposed to fight for the young girls life where it looks like he went through a crevice of water in a cave and then when he had to climb up to her on a cliff these were very pretty places so I thought for a low-budget short film the scenery was actually relatively mean unique.  If this sounds like a short film that you would definitely watch then I suggest that you see the film out on your own I thought that this film was entertaining and I would definitely recommend that you see it if you have not. I was entertained and I will probably watch it again.

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Starring in Wish: Srinivasan as Hero, Rebecca Taylor as Damsel, David Harscheid as Zeus, Alexis Dixon as Satan, David Simmons as Amigo, Mariah Smith as Seductress, William G. Smith as Little Bro (as Liam Smith), John Johnson as King Ogre.

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In this short film called Yesterday from 2004 Involves a man who is standing on the side of the road and which a terrible accident had taken place which had killed the woman that he loved… No I think that this film kind of showcases actor David Harscheid’s whimsical character acting which it was interesting to find out that he played Grandpa Yoder in the Tim Allen comedy For Richer or For Poorer.   I am glad that I watched Wish before this because David played the old man who was playing chess against the younger child in that short film where is here in a sense he plays a man who can give someone a second chance even though you can’t change the events that have already happened.

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I think that the short film has to do with fate and what it throws at us. I think that it was an interesting take on a possible glimpse into the extraordinary I think that it is unique, definitely stands out and I think holds up in the end and I didn’t find anything wrong with the acting at all the only thing I can say is that there was a moment where there was a light shining behind the young actor as he was going to step into the elevator that could have been a little dimmer,  other than that I thought they flashbacks in the very beginning to show the level of sadness that the young man had gone through was put together rather well… If this sounds like a film that you would definitely like to check out I would suggest that you seek it out for your own amusement I was Entertained and I’m sure that others will be too if they have not seen this film.

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Starring in Yesterday:Hans David Moore as Man (as John David), Francesca Forte as Woman, David Harscheid as Stranger, Brian Cartwright as Driver, Codi-Innianna Micelli as Dog.

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In 2005 we have the short film Cryptic which involves John Johnson not only in the director’s chair but also acting as the main man who wakes up not knowing who he is but somehow he knows how to walk to a place where he thinks he lives and there is a man that shows up by his mailbox and in his mailbox is what looks like an older BlackBerry phone you know one of those video  phones that flip up with the small keyboard?

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Well just like in Wish and in Yesterday  David Harscheid Plays the voice of the man sending cryptic messages that lead the man that we eventually learn to be Clark played by Johnson to begin to remember bits and pieces of his life as he is drawn to a house with objects that the riddles of this voice which has started this game with him wants him to figure out…

As Clark figures out each object he begins to unravel his life with his  girlfriend Sara and when we believe that it would be his life at stake as it turns out the voice on the message isn’t fact a man called Lucif as there is a woman being held by the man who was let him to a place where her lover has come to save her…  given the option to run to save himself Clark does not….

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As I am finding out at least with these three short films they have moralistic endings and in a sense this film was in fact somewhat about cell phones like whatever is going on in your life pay attention to the life that you have with whomever that you fall in love with and the choices that you make.   There wasn’t a lot of words except for those that were spoken by David for The Riddles In which led Clark on whatever path that could have led elsewhere but I will say one thing about something that I noticed about the soundtrack of the film. I don’t think that some of the beat behind the film went along with the subject matter and ultimately I think I recognize something that was mixed into the scene where apparently Clark and his girlfriend Sarah where in a pool I swear to God that the sounds of the humpback whale from Star Trek 5: the Voyage Home where remixed just for the sounds behind the scene in which I speak…

I think that this was a creative experiment that turned out to be relatively different and I liked seeing that the actor David Harscheid once again had a role  that he could portray so if this sounds like a film that you would definitely enjoy I suggest that you seek the film out for your own amusement though I was not impressed with the soundtrack entirely,  I was entertained and enjoyed the film for what it was.

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Starring in Cryptic: John Johnson as Clark, Laura Holmes as Sarah, David Harscheid as Lucif, Rebecca Taylor as Lady Ghost, Claude Stark as Manly Ghost, Drew Shawver as Ex-Boyfriend, Shana Taylor as Waitress, Cynthia Shope as Cry Lady, Charles Taylor as Dark Man, Mark Wagner as Cook, Adam Sweeney as King of Burgers, David Simmons as Business Mofo, Jim  McMillian as Hungry Boy, Gabe Taylor as Hungry little Shite.

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In the short film Darkness from 2006, It would seem that the camera is floating around the room that we see we’re at first we see him Angelic figurine which then it goes to show some dolls on a Shelf or a chair and we hear in the background some haunting sounds,  as there is a man in the middle of the floor apparently trying to spell out something with spelling blocks. There is Blood On this man’s face and then blood shows up on some of the toys surrounding the room as well as the Angelic figurine…

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The short film ended up being more complicated as I watched it There was a child in a crib not too far from the man trying to smell a message in the blocks and some kind of a man in a robe.   and then there were a series of disjointed images of a young woman running through Christmas decorations and then suddenly the man was in a bathroom where it looked like he was seeing an image of himself in the tub covered in blood and then suddenly a demonic woman was screaming at him and then he saw himself in the mirror and His Image started screaming as well.   the screaming went on and on and became quite annoying and still yet another figure who kind of looked like a clown appeared and began laughing at him the gun appeared on the sink any shot at the image of himself in the mirror. a message that was scrawled in blood that said Save Your Love ultimately became a message that came across while he was watching himself in front of the blocks with that man in the Robe  to save his daughter…

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I have to say it at the short film was very disjointed and getting its message across was very slow it was definitely very weird and strange but in some way I liked it there was definitely a Darkness as it is told in the title and I like that it went to a place where it didn’t leave us satisfied.

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It’s not that I didn’t enjoy the film it’s definitely intriguing and interesting kind of its own animal though if I listen to the screaming that happened over and over again I think I would drive myself mad.   The film was entertaining to a point so if you like how this film sounds then I suggest that you seek them out for your own amusement. as far as the acting goes they were definitely a lot of characters that portrayed different forms of Madness I thought the makeup was definitely cool and creepy looking.   I enjoyed it for what it was…

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Starring in Darkness: Bill Jolloff as Father, E. Danny Murphy as Angel, Rebecca Taylor as Mother, Kayley Hebron as Daughter, Gabe Taylor as Slit Boy, Christian Gillette as Banshee, Larry Goldstein as Klown.

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In the short film  filmed in 2007 called The Last One we have the first from what I understand film that John Johnson seems to set the town of Nilbog  which if anyone remembers Trolls 2 that’s where that bad but good B-Movie had taken place and though it didn’t do very good at the box office at the time or was liked by anyone at the moments that that film had come out is now considered to be a cult classic and one of the best of the really bad movies…  and I think that many of the films that John Johnson has directed down the road were influenced since ultimately Nilbog becomes the setting for his Skeleton Key franchise.

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In a sense the characters in here are related to Shadowhunters was the first film  that I ended up reviewing because I love to start at the beginning of a director’s career before I move forward I like to get caught up.   John Johnson play as a hunter as him and his partner hunting down a man in some kind of a hallway his partner is a female. his partner gets shot but he continues to chase after the man that they are hunting down and when he gets away almost the hunter goes to what looks like a local bar where he puts his gun on the table…

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Ultimately there is a showdown and there is a conversation where the man makes a statement saying that he is the last one, the last one of his kind and that he doesn’t understand if he kills him what he is killing off… the Hunter gets shot But he fires back and kills the man anyways… underneath the Hunter’s bullet  wound we see that he is not human and when he gets back to whatever station that he is part of the hunter gets told that even though he killed the last one that the war is over because there is a resistance in his own kind…

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I thought that this was a great Little peek into what the world could turn into if technology has ever Advanced that far.   I think the acting on John Johnson’s heart was brilliant in a sense this was part Noir because it was in a sense played out like Dragnet.   I think that this film could definitely happen and I almost wonder if this was inspired by Terminator as well… there really was not a lot to this film  but it packed a little bit of a punch. I was entertained I wouldn’t have minded seeing more. If this film sounds like something that you would definitely watch then I suggest that you find it for your own amusement. I think I would definitely recommend this for you to see if you are a fan of his films.

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Starring in The Last One: John Johnson as Hunter, Eleanor Drew as Hunter’s Partner, Chris J. Duncan as The Last One, Ben Church as Trent, John R. Price II as Chief, David Simmons as Scientist, Mariah Smith as Patient.

Atone

Filmed in 2008 the short film called Atone is director John Johnson’s first attempt at any kind of a western film.  John Johnson acts as a man by the name of Cliff Faust a man who was with his wife Claudia when Four Brothers by the name of Barlow attack them both killing her and leaving him for dead.   an older man played by David Harscheid Hatches him up and warned him that going after the Barlow Brothers is a suicide mission and it won’t bring his girlfriend back..

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He does anyways And after killing each member of the Gang he leaves  one Arrow with each body as Claudia is half-black foot on her mother’s side and she only hunts with arrows… having the film have a copper color to it made it feel like it was older,  the costume design of each of the characters was definitely of the period in which he was trying to portray, I just don’t think that the feel of the film was as dark as you was trying to portray it especially with the music behind the film because the music was more light-hearted it was hard to take the story seriously so to me it had a more light-heartedness to the tone but that’s not to say that I didn’t enjoy the film.   

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To each his own and if you like the sound of how this film was just seek the film out for yourself and your own amusement. I was entertained that I thought that for going in the direction that he did since he has more of a horror filmmaker it’s not bad for what it is but I think with darker music behind the film it might have set the tone a little bit more…

For being a low budget film it wasn’t bad.

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Starring in Atone: Jonathan Shea as Luke Barlow (as Shea Jameson), John Johnson as Cliff Faust, Walt Winfrey as Lonely Cowboy, Leslie Anne Valenza as Claudia Faust (as Leslie Valenza), Mark Wagner as Slyvester Barlow, Chris J. Duncan as Poker Gent, Matt Cloude as Sneaky Deeky, David Harscheid as Doc, Eryka Soleil as Wench, Mariah Smith as Madam, Jeannie Franciscy as Wench, Karen Kettells as Wench.

7 26

Filmed in 2008 this short film called 7 26 has John Johnson as Mr. Bloody apparently an agent for the CIA who is trying to save the world and run from other agents around the world carrying a case that has a secret combination.  Cliff Faust the same name used for the character in the short film Atone mind you Is a historian who is handed the case and told to run. he gets home and his apparent girlfriend is already half naked so they make love and then he gets a phone call tell him and him that they have found where he is and to run and he apparently was prepared for he killed the agents and the third one that was sent after him and then he was told by another agent that he had a tracking device on him which is how they found him  so quickly…

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I like the film  it had a faster pace and it had a Twist on the ending that I didn’t expect.   I happen to like the actor who played the historian I believe his name was William G Smith as I believe that he played in Shadowhunters as one of the guys named Ray that got possessed by the demon In the film. I think that I probably would have liked to see it more from the storyline because it was brief so if the sounds like a film that you would definitely like to see then I would suggest that you check the film out for your own abusement.  I was entertained that I wasn’t disappointed. I also think the longer scene with the girlfriend wouldn’t have been a bad idea…

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Starring in 7 26: William G. Smith as Cliff Faust (as Liam Smith), John Johnson as Mr. Bloody, Mariah Smith as Miss Boiling Water, Chris J. Duncan as Mr. Boiling Water, David Simmons as Mr. Double Agent, Karen Kettells as Miss Love Interest, Johnny Sullivan as Mr. Fire, Ben Church as Mr. Computer, John R. Price II as Mr. Machine Gun, Jay Barber as Mr. Boss (as Jay F. Barber), Bruce Sanborn as The Voice.

Bayne

Filmed in 2009 this next short film has got to be my favorite out of all of the short films that I’ve watched so far and it is called Bayne. In a sense it is part Western and a shot on video in black and white and I’m not sure whether it’s 35 mm 16 mm or the Super 8 but it goes back and forth between black and white and color and uses a red screen for when the creature that Bayne  played by Kevyn Settle who is a hunter not that unlike of the Winchester Brothers on Supernatural who speaks of something that was following him that he did not know was human in the end.

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Having most of the film a narration while it appears that he goes from town to town trying to hunt the creature and follow the deaths which in the red screens we hear screaming… but I like the build-up to the realization of who he really was Hunting and I like that he narrated it in a way that was similar to that app like Sin City.   I like the look of me colorization of the film that was used because it made it look like a film that was filmed in the 70s so it had that kind of grindhouse feel.

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Again I think that this film is very unique it was a different take on the werewolf legend it was a very different look it was a darker film than his normal comedic approach so I think well done and I think you should do more films down this line. I was very entertained and I would definitely recommend that you see this film if you have not.   I think that it showed a ferocious intensity in the mildest of manners. If this sounds like a film that you would definitely watch then I suggest that you seek the film out for your own amusement.

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Starring in Bayne: Pamela Davis as Diner Patron, Kevyn Settle as Bayne, Brian Hall as Lone Gunman, Christin Meador as Lost Woman, John R. Price II as Wolf Tracker, Leo Rogstad as Male Food (as Michael Leo Rogstad), Mariah Smith as Female Food, Kimberlee Davis as Angry Server, Jason Dempsey as Disgusted Man, Jessica Wood as Disgusted Woman, Phil Duffy as Angry Townsperson, Bill Brown as Werewolf Survivor, Tiffany Gricher as Townsperson, John Johnson as Mental Townie, Bill Williamson as The Mind Of Bayne,Codi-Innianna Micelli as Wolf.

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Directed by Delawanda DeCrusio  is a short film That involves John Johnson with Red Army Films I’m not sure if he co-wrote it but had a huge involvement with the film called Solitaire filmed in 2010.

John Johnson once again stars as a man by the name of Samuel Marten who has been locked up for god-knows-how-long in a mental facility who has nightly visits with a nurse that is only in his mind.  with only rats to eat and a chess board for entertainment it appears that the staff at the hospital have not been there in months. When we think that he is not alone and that there is a roommate next door the Next Room we find out in the end the Samuel is entirely alone but has created a world in which helps him with his sanity.

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As we begin to see the hospital staff and some of the other patients they are not entirely alive for they are walking  around slowly… I’m not sure what to think of this phone the only thing that I could say that I entirely enjoyed was the nightly visits of the nurse and his whacking off and when he realizes that she wasn’t real… I guess that it was slightly freaky that if the zombie apocalypse had happened while I was locked up this is probably exactly what I wouldn’t be going through myself so In a sense I would probably go All Cast Away myself… I think that John Johnson was trying to be humorous I think one thing that was kind of hilarious when we saw through the whole where his supposed roommate is there was a skeleton… The short film was slow moving but was entertaining in its own way.   If this short film sounds Like something that you would definitely watch then I suggest that you seek the film out for your own amusement. it was certainly different I’ll give him that much. I was fairly entertained.

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Starring in Solitaire: John Johnson as Samuel Marten, Ryan Kaufman as Marten, Chelle Fire as Nurse / Zombie Visitor, James Baisden as Zombie Patient, Nicole O’Hearn as Zombie Patient, Ben Church as Zombie Doctor.

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In the short film Capture and Kill filmed in 2010 Jennifer and Heather  look like they have picked up a young man named Donny with an arrow in his stomach as this seems like they are running from someone to begin with.  

So they stopped the car or vehicle or whatever they were driving to try to see if they can help him pull the arrow out suddenly in the background they hear a siren go off kinda like the ones that you that you would hear during wartime if there were airplanes coming over head.   Fairly soon after they were traveling in the woods so in a sense this kind of feels like a wrong turn kind of movie and to Country bumpkins I would almost say rednecks came along and captured young Donny and the two women ran.

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When Donny Awoke he was sitting at a table around party decorations in a cabin of sorts and he was introduced to one of the Rednecks being by the name of Dwight Williams who called himself a party planner and it seems that he was supposed to be the meal… meanwhile wealthy women had run off I’m not sure whether it was Heather or Jennifer but they both decided to stick together and when they came across the cabin they found weapons outside a bow and arrow and a shotgun and proceeded to go inside….

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I thought that was kind of comical and I wouldn’t have minded seeing more from the story behind it, it was quite amusing to figure out who exactly was doing the capturing  and who was doing The Killing. I’m fairly intrigued about the what happened before the film started and what happened after it’s like John Johnson left it open to the viewer like this was like the middle of the entire thought process.   I thought the acting was great and this could have been very easily been a very cool splatter and Gore type of film so I wouldn’t mind it seen more of Dwight he seemed like he was a character. I thought the effects we’re pretty good too.  Is this is a film that you would like to see if so I suggest that you check it out for your own amusement I was very entertained and believe this to be my second favorite film that I have seen so far and I think that wish and yesterday are quite close behind.

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Starring in Capture and Kill: Eleanor Drew as Jennifer, Jesalyn White as Heather, Chris J. Duncan as Donny (as Christopher J. Duncan), Mikiah Umbertis as Dwight Williams, Daniel Taraschke as Guile.

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This is another short film from Red Army Films  director Delawanda DeCrusio with an association with John Johnson and his Dark Stone Entertainment called Deep Purple Which I am now starting to wonder if it is a  female pseudonym for John Johnson what was filmed in 2010.

A young girl by the name of Percy seems to be enough therapy appointment after an incident that happened at the Winthrop place with her lover Ellie.   This film is filmed in black and white up until the point in her tail where she says that she saw the colors of the deepest purple and then these colors she met Miss Winthrop who at one point had inhabited the place in which they were going to try to spend the night.   

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As she was telling what was going on it seemed the creatures both male and female seem to be showing up only to Percy and the mail had sharp long claws… but she told the doctor that she had been given a list of all the naughty girls….

I thought that this was a well-put-together tale  definitely very colorful. I think All the actresses in here were very pretty but played their parts very much to the T.   I think that Ellie played two different parts at least the girl who played her I think she also played MIss Winthrop. Very witchy and entertaining.   I enjoyed it and I think that others would too I will even go as far as saying that I would definitely recommend that if you have not seen this film that you would seek it out for your own amusement.I would have to say that I do this at least worth a one-time watch.

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Starring in Deep Purple: BeBe Bellamont and Percy, Terry Chandeline Nicole Westfall as Doctor (as Chandeline Nicole), Megan Braithwaite as Ellie / Dolls, Joni Lee See as Ms. Wendelette (as Joni See), Izzi Moore-Stall as Child, Mariah Smith as Child (voice).

2 Guns a grenade and a Pizza Guy

This was a short film presented by the Virginia Film Festival and apparently with something called the Adrenaline Project but it was directed by John Johnson and it is called 2 Guns, A Grenade and a Pizza Guy filmed in 2010.

So what it looks like is the film starts out with a pizza guy is about to deliver a pizza when he stops by an old man’s home who apparently is Neighbors with a family that has been killed by a group of people associated with what looks like a criminal character kind of like the mob.   in order to The pizza guy in check he hands him a live grenade without the PIN as it goes in and shoots up the guys to get a name.

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James Ike Eichling  plays Tango who seems to be a retired army guy with a penchant for Jolene out Justice to those that He considers criminals and I think he enjoys using his pizza guy as the getaway driver I thought this film was hilarious and shows that John Johnson has a sense of humor.   I thought the acting was brilliant, I thought the situation was comical I think that he was inspired by Bad Grandpa possibly but I know that I wouldn’t mind seeing a definite sequel or a feature from Jay Barber as the pizza guy and Tango kind of like a spin off of Tango & Cash.

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if this sounds like  something that you would definitely watch then I would suggest that you find it for yourself for your own amusement.   I was entertained extremely by the film and recommend that if you have not seen it at least see it once you are bound to laugh out loud.

Starring in 2 Guns, A Grenade and A Pizza Guy: James ‘Ike’ Eichling as Tango (as Underground Ike), Jay Barber as Pizza Guy (as Jay F. Barber), Kurt Skarstedt as Mr. Clayborne, Dan Shutte as Newscaster, Kathryn Squires as Pizza Cashier, Lee Washington as Clark, Monique Dupree as Sheila, Joey Belcher as Charlie, Talon Borrelli as Donald, Gary Carper as Kent (as Gary Z. Carper Jr.), Elle Clark as Mom, Kerry James as Dad, Emily Gillispie as Daughter, Mikiah Umbertis as Vincent, Mariah Smith as Barista, Tracy Lee Staton as House Victim, Jason van Gumster as Knife Victim (as Jason Gumster).

ShadowHunters Lost

This short film was done in association with Filmmakers Republik but directed by John Johnson I believe that this is a further film in The Shadowhunters world that Johnson has created stemming from his first  feature filmed in 2011 called shadowhunters: Lost.

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Here we have a hundred by the name of Wash who is female for a change.  The film begins in a cemetery and I swear to God this woman Wash is dressed up just like Carmen Sandiego from Where in the World is….

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Wash gather together with three other men Mardagan, Kimble a mute  who has seen the death of a Demonite, and Mccoy All men and women of the order The mission is to track down a Demonite from hell called Orion who wants to become a mortal on Earth And can only be brought down buy broken flesh.   simply and extermination mission. Soon we meet a mortal by the name of Lania who has gathered a group of women to protect this so-called Demonite that has possessed a mortal here on Earth.

I suppose it helps that the town of Nilbog  is tied to this Shadowhunters film as it seems many films are related or at least involving the town but it seems that this Lania and her Gemini demons lead a group of sorority girls Kim, Valerie, Tracy, and Susie who have been tricked Into attending Nilbog’s haunted horror house where I am deeply surprised about the Showmanship of the host of the house his character is definitely entertaining not to mention the creepy Jester that chases after the girls… Can The Shadowhunters overtake these freaks in their Horror Show with vampires and clowns abound…

This short film was almost a perfect horror short film because all of the actors actresses were extremely good the costumes were fantastic and it seems that even the locations were picked properly.  

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And whether that this was scripted or not it certainly seem that each character had their part to play and to me each character  was defined extremely well. I think above Bayne this has become my new favorite of his I loved each of the characters of the Gemini I loved the story and I extremely loved the bad guy in here you could tell that he was an Entertainer and is diction was really good.   there are some characters meant to be bad people in films and John Johnson chose well in the short film that I just watched. I was very much entertained and I will probably enjoy watching the short film again. if this sounds like something that you would definitely watch then I suggest that you find it for your own amusement and I will recommend that you seek this film out for it was extremely good maybe I over use the word extremely but I cannot say how much praise that I have for this little bit of Madness.

Starring in Shadowhunters Lost: Shannon DeSalvo as Wash (as Shannon Lawrence), Jarod Kearney as Mardagan, Mikiah Umbertis as McCoy, Ryan Kaufman as Kimble, Eric Hart as Manuel (as T. Eric Hart), Monique Dupree as Lania, Amy Hart as Kim, Tracy Lee Staton as Valerie, Lakshmi Bertram as Tracy, Brandy Mason as Susie, Rod Kelly as Store Clerk, Kerry James as Haunted Trail Host, Jason Hatfield as Riddle Man (as J Jay Hatfield), Kat Beall as Saloon Bartender, Melissa Renee Neeley as Store Clerk’s Wife, Jen Hines as Vampire Lady (as Jen Hines Hall), Cameron Lee as Coffin Clown, Dennis Lilly as Cigar Baby, Vivekan Bertram as Clown Boy, Megan Ulan as Saloon Ax Gal, Elissa Lauer as The Ghastly Woman, Madhuri Bertram as Jill, Matt Rain Eberle, Rani Bertram, Lalita Bertram, Dot Gregory.

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Brought To Us by Red Army Films directors Angela Pritchett and Mariah Smith but Associated producer wise with John Johnson we have a short film called Milton filmed in 2010.

Okay so this was pretty short the film begins when actor Ben Church play is a distraught man named Milton who seems to get upset with a woman before he leaves a house.

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Next we see that he is driving in a car apologizing for the way that he had acted before to a woman that seems to be laying her head against the window as we can only see her from behind.   Milton then while driving saw the same woman on the side of the road, which then caused him to have flashes or start to have flashes of things that he had done with the woman that he had forgot had happened and what follows Is the appearance of the young woman who he does not remember hurting in the form of an entity that is not happy with what has happened to her… the first thing that I think of is that this film was very short and it was half of a thought I would have liked to have seen more just for the sake of knowing what happens to the man afterwards… and possibly what happened before but I  suppose that there wasn’t probably a lot of time to come up with a lot at the time and this was probably a first film for these two ladies and it is not the last so I think that the film did the job that it was supposed to.

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I think that this film was supposed to only give you a snippet into the life of this man since much of what he was seeing and whom he was talking to was not real so in a sense was actually quite mad.   if this sounds like something that you would definitely watch then I suggest that you find it for your own amusement for I think that it is at least worth a one time watch. I enjoyed the film for what it was and you have to bear in mind that this was the first effort from these two ladies. So not bad…

Starring Ben Church as Milton, Angela Pritchett as Ghost.

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Here we have another short film From the production company Red Army Films in association with Gypsy Films which also is directed by Delawanda DelCrusio which is a pseudonym for John Johnson Short film is called Hunting Chupacabra from 2011.

All right so the film begins where we apparently see that four people Are about to set out on a  expedition to hunt down the Mexican Chupacabra the Mexican Bigfoot so to speak we have General Chow played by Jay Barber, Dimitri Brockovich played by Christopher J Duncan, Brutus played by John Johnson and Ike Chow played by Monique Dupree the so-called wife of General Chow.

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At first I thought that this was a found on footage film but it’s more set up like a reality show like Bridal Wars or something like elimidate where they discuss exactly how they attempt to hunt and cheer on their team members innocence like Office Space so it’s kind of slight handedly Goofy with enough sense of humor to carry their own weight on the hunt.   I mean we have the wife all fascinated about her body and her boobs, we have the Russian that seems to be so serious about his techniques, we have Brutus who seems to just have a serious humor thing going about him and of course we have our general Chow who just seems so over-the-top and nauseating Lee inexperienced and all talk. Without actually having doing any kind of hunting so in a sense it’s like watching Reno nine-one-one except with Monster hunting…   I thought that this film was different I mean it had different characters it was humorous and entertaining I wouldn’t entirely recommended this film because it is just that odd but it is unique and if you like this kind of film and if it sounds like something that you would watch then I suggest that you seek it out for your own amusement.

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Starring in Hunting Chupacabra: Jay Barber as General Chow (as Jay F. Barber), Chris J. Duncan as Dimitri Brocovich (as Christopher J. Duncan), John Johnson as Brutus, Monique Dupree as Ike Chow, Gary Carper as Professor Isaac Katsmut, Liberty Dupree as Abused girl, Allison Kempe as School girl, Julia Kempe as Lonely woman, Mariah Smith as Rednecker.

Dante's Inferno

Next we have a short film called Dante’s Inferno films in 2012.  The film begins as it seems a group of satanists are sacrificing a female that is tied up and bound to Lucifer for some reason.

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Well this has happened Dante Alighieri from The Divine Comedy has somehow been transported to the town in which Virgil the guide and the gatekeeper to the 9 levels of hell Where he has apparently stayed to be there at the Awakening of Beatrice another guide where he says that not only Dante is there but the Beowulf as well.

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While this is going on a man by the name of William Lockwood calls upon his friend Catherine because he has seen the murders of his friends by a creature by the name of Slithe That he is supposed to be in this town that is not on a map and he needs help to hunt down and kill this creature for what he has done. Virgil on the other hand explains that there is no Heaven There is no hell and Lucifer is in fact the one that wrote the Bible… When William and Catherine join forces with Dante and his spectral entities that he sees will they be able to take down this creature slithe  and will Virgil and Beatrice be able to hold back the forces of hell and keep the world from knowing the Divine Secret…

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I have always found the Divine Comedy a fascinating work of material where he was actually able to depict a world within the levels of hell where there were nine levels fraught with demons and guided by The Poets of his days of recollection for it was so vividly imagined that he wrote his nightmare down.   I thought the acting was really great In this film. I found the characters unique and interesting I could very much see a possible feature film in this storyline. I was impressed by the way that John Johnson was able to portray some of the characters involved in The Divine Comedy. I can definitely see that he was definitely influence to by fantasy and to have a modern-day twist on the legend and the tale  is fascinating as well. I think that if this sounds like a film that you would definitely want to see I suggest that you seek it out for your own amusement. I most assuredly was entertained by this film and wouldn’t mind seeing more filmed in this storyline.

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Starring in Dante’s Inferno: Jay Barber as Dante Alighieri (as Jay F. Barber), Amy Hart as Beatrice Craven, Matthew Ewald as William Lockwood, Megan Braithwaite as Catherine (as Megan Harper). John Johnson as Vergil, John R. Price II as Slith, Ben Church as Head Cultist, Brandy Mason as Anna, Shannon DeSalvo as Jennifer (as Shannon Lawrence), Robert Rydland as Richard, Martyn Kyle as Maurice, Lila Mundie as Cultist #1, Chris Masill as Cultist #2, Gary Carper as Cultist #3 (as Gary Z. Carper Jr.), Chris Alimenti as Cultist #4, Tracy Lee Staton as Spectrum, Dennis Lilly as Ludwig, Elissa Lauer as Betsy, Jarod Kearney as Charon, Mr. Cat as Cat.

Slayground

In the short film Slayground filmed in 2012 first of all I love the Darkstone Entertainment intro to the short film it kind of looks like the caption is actually swaying in a body of water.

The film begins as six strangers end up in a house on a stormy night one of them being chased but other not sure where he is and the others just kind of coming in and out of the storm,  and one small girl that was hiding underneath the table.

Fairly soon after the little girl ran away from the party the guess start exhibiting signs of blood or wounds upon their persons that don’t exactly hurt them but one of them shoots up blood,  another has a ring around her neck as if she had hung herself, another looks like he has a bullet wound to the chest… And still another a head wound.

As the film went on there was a realization that there were two other women that had come into the house while each was experiencing one another’s inflicted wounds.   the two women seemed like they were walking through the entire house until they walked into certain rooms donned a couple of robes and put on these masks that I believe enabled them to see the party of guests that had arrived not knowing each other for each stranger seem to be from a different era.

These women seem to have some kind of power For once they killed each stranger one by one they took from them what looked like their soul and in the end,  there was a disturbance called upon the house… which one one of the officers happened upon the mask it was the worst thing that they could do… it wasn’t exactly  apparent that these two women were witches write off because they could have been some kind of magical beings of sorts knowing the films that I have seen so far of John Johnson’s.

I think in retrospective that this short  film had a hidden meaning in which there were different times that were portrayed in the characters and I wonder if it’s in a sense trying to explain away that’s some of the times of the past have died off.   I thought the acting was pretty good on all accounts for I definitely could see characters that could have acted like this my only thought is that this is only half of a thought and I wonder about the before and the after.  This definitely had a old dark house kind of feeling about it so I was definitely intrigued and entertained. If this film sounds like something that you would definitely check out then definitely find it for your own amusement.

Starring in Slaygrounds: Elissa Lauer as Mamma Witch, Addy Miller as 80’s Girl ‘Tina’, Matthew Ewald as 50’s Guy, Jarod Kearney as 40’s Gent ‘Mr. Chapel’, Ryan Kaufman as 70’s Dude, Mariah Smith as 20’s Woman (as Mariah Johnson), Brandy Mason as Daughter Witch, Andrea Marie as Officer Carlette, John Johnson as Patrolman Kelton, Ashley Reed as 90’s Chick ‘Amanda’.

Croatoan Origins

 

In association with Lluminati Films is a short film called Croatoan Origins filmed in 2015.  The film begins when Carter Vash a man who has been squatting on what looks to be a state prison ground that has been deserted but when he wakes he finds a whole bunch of dead bodies of people that might have been Wizards at least in his mind,  when in fact it was a makeshift cult that evidently two of them took seriously enough to perform some kind of ceremony in the grounds of this facility that Carter had been squatting on.

A dying man had told this to him slightly after he had seen the Miss Shiloh that the man had spoken of snap the neck of a young woman In Cold Blood.  

The same woman that plays Miss Shiloh the woman that seems to have lead this makeshift cult played the Mother witch in Slayground and I believe also uses the same mask in which she had used there in this film quite possibly. But where she had played alongside the young lady who has been her sidekick which in the previous short film in this particular origin tale  the young lady happened to be a neighbor that Miss Shiloh ended up crashing in a pond and Sledgehammering to death. I remember where I’ve seen Carter Vash or at least the actor who played in he played in the short film Bayne that I liked so well, but here I think we see some of his comedic talents where his accent and his character slightly reminded me of That’ll be acting talents of Dudley Moore  or Russell Brand on their performances of Arthur in a sense. I thought that the short-term wasn’t bad at all.

The story of Roanoke has always been an unsolved mystery where are the people of the first settlement  disappeared all for the word Croatoan… I think the women in here are very beautiful probably a lot better looking than they needed to be but you really can’t change how beautiful a woman can be  for I believe that those that played in here or acted in here we’re very good actors and actresses. I think that this short film could be built up upon. this was a very good starter film that could definitely be turned into a slasher feature if someone gave it some notice. I was very much entertained and if this sounds like something that you would definitely watch that I suggest that you seek the film out for your own amusement.

Starring in Croatoan Origins: Royce Hobson as Carter Vash, Elissa Lauer as Ms. Shilo, Brandy Mason as Nancy, Monique Dupree as Sally, Emily Malloch as Alice, Genni Pratt as Laurie, Jonathan Moody as Andy, Mariah Smith as Kristy, Donnie Sturges as Kenboy.

The Sandmen

So next is this short film filmed in 2016 about these two best friends who seem like Danger Seekers as they track down the story of a real mythical creature called “The Sandman” also the title of the short film itself.

So Actor Royce Hobson returns from Bayne and Croatoan Origins as Xavior, Frederick Cowie as Odell as we see these two screaming their heads off in a green screen when suddenly a woman in a nighty ran towards them…

So after the credits roll in Xavior seems to be the freind that cons his best manfreind into cross country driving eight hours only to pass themselves off as a working crew that fixes homes up for sale, on the way the two tell eachother sandman tales to best eachother.  Odell begins a story of two brothers Mitch and Troy who set about to check a place out of where their mother spent her last remaining hours So they came to find evidence of what really happened to their mother since they know that there is a story that goes along with this old folks home about a doctor Hood found a gateway to Hell and then had found the  center point of hell and since he wanted to control the power of hell he sent to all his patients to their doom,Sacrificing all of their souls so when the police came and they found all of the bodies they didn’t find any blood in them just sand. Ever since supposedly he’s been hunting the place…

Xavier interrupts Odell with his own story About a man and a woman who are so  thick in betrayal and yet appear to be in love with each other when all of a sudden The chick starts to give birth to her husband that had died was his face in the sand meaning a Sandman…

 Will Xavier and Odell Be able to catch and record a possible Sandman and survive the night well telling each other their stories? I think that this film was supposed to be slightly comedy as well as horror for the commentary back and forth between the two friends was slightly funny so it was different.  I thought the make up for the different sand men was pretty unique and both stories kind of showed exactly what kind of characters each of the friends were. I didn’t think the acting was bad. So I think the film was fairly enjoyable and entertaining. I’m not sure if I would exactly recommend this short film to everyone but it have a different way of Storytelling that I thought was humorous since they kept interrupting each other… So if this film sounds like something that you would definitely watch then I suggest that you seek the film out for your own Amusement in some way shape or form.

Starring in The Sandman: Jay Barber as Mitch, Cody Bowman as Sand baby, Megan Braithwaite as Vivian collins, Frederick Cowie as Odell, Chris J. Duncan as Dr. Steven Tanner, Royce Hobson as Xavier, Chris Jenkins as Bogeyman (voice), Jarod Kearney as Calvin, Brandy Mason as Gabby, Whisper Nicole as Tiffany, Mariah Smith as Nurse sandman, William G. Smith as Troy (as liam smith), Eryka Soleil as Nurse sandman, Megan Ulan as Burnt woman sandman.

Spook Detail

Next I’m not sure if this film was supposed to be part of a web series I believe that it was but it is once again set in Nilbog and there is a team assembled of sorts Which seems to be led by John Johnson’s character Officer Kelton which I believe was a character that was in the short film Slayground But I believe it is now just a short film and it is called The Case of the Witches Three from either a web series called  The Spook Detail from 2017.

The beginning of the episode begins with a ritual or a group of women who are witches are sacrificing a young woman in the ritual what’s the funny thing is when she was stabbed the young woman said that it tickled…

Meanwhile Officer Kelton Along with Vance play by Monique Dupree have tracked down a pair of Woodland creatures that look like a pair of topless babes dressed up like clowns but sounding like pigs.   apparently using walkie talkies they are able to talk to a young woman named Raven Play by Angela Pritchett who is this pretty looking blond Named Sasha who just so happens to be Kelton’s second wife And kelton’s first wife Barbara has never really left so he has two wives, but research the ways to kill each of the creatures that they hunt and it just so happens that they send the Baron along with some  pies which is apparently what kills them…

The baron has named The Duke who just so happens to be the town of Nilbog’s  only bum as his arch nemesis So the to appear to always be fighting. So that when they get a call about some girls from a club that have gone missing overtime buy these three girls who are supposedly witches they go and investigate the baron, Lori Vance and Officer Kelton So when they go visit these three women they say that they are expecting them and apparently the way to destroy their magic is to know the symbols that are tattooed on their bodies  for Sasha and Raven know a spell but meanwhile it would appear that they have used Sex Magic against the three hunters will they be able to escape…

I think that if this was an episode for a TV series that either might have appeared online or on TV itself I know that I would have definitely watched this show.   I thought the acting was great the production value was definitely not as low as I’ve seen some of the films that John Johnson has directed so I think very much that if people Had actually seen this it wouldn’t have been a bad show I could have seen watching it.  I think that John Johnson by now works with Some very seasoned actors and actresses by now where I don’t think that he has chosen anyone who has not know know how to act in some way shape or form. I mean it wasn’t like he just picked his neighbors who didn’t know how to act. The effects were not CGI so I rather enjoyed this episode.   If this sounds like something that you would definitely watch then I suggest that you seek the film out for your own Amusement to entertain yourself. I think I really enjoyed this little bit of Madness I’m intrigued if John Johnson ever direct any more episodes… If I had a favorite spot I enjoyed when the baron was under his magic spell and he was singing sailor songs while he was fucking his witch…

Starring Terri Martin Baltz as Witch #3 (1 episode, 2017), Megan Braithwaite as Witch victim (1 episode, 2017), Teale Davies as Naughtly Clown #1 (1 episode, 2017), Monique Dupree as Vance (1 episode, 2017), Crystal Gregg as Barbara (1 episode, 2017), Mel Heflin as Witch #2 (1 episode, 2017), Royce Hobson as The Baron (1 episode, 2017), Crystal Howell as Suzette (1 episode, 2017), Eliza Jayne as Sasha (1 episode, 2017), John Johnson as Officer Kelton (1 episode, 2017), Jessica Korczynski as Naughtly Clown #2 (1 episode, 2017), Elissa Lauer as Headless Hunter (1 episode, 2017), Emily Malloch as Witch #1 (1 episode, 2017), Brandy Mason as Strawberry Tart (1 episode, 2017), Diva Raiven Moore as The Witness (1 episode, 2017), Angela Pritchett as Raven (1 episode, 2017), Donnie Sturges as The Duke (1 episode, 2017), Bruce Whited as Chief Talbot (1 episode, 2017).

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Directed by Angela Pritchett and Mariah Smith with Bio Duck Films but in association with Darkstone Entertainment is a short film called The Gnome Before Christmas from 2012.

So we have Barbara, Hazel,  Veronica, and Ingrid Living in a house as roommates or something as it appears that they are gathering around the holidays while preparing for another John Johnson horror film when Barbara comes in and doesn’t realize how a lawn gnome had got into the stuff that she had bought to decorate the place for Christmas…

so the girls order some pizza while they are decorating the place and the tree for the season and Barbara decorates the lawn gnome figurine as a Christmas elf and stick some outside.  

Meanwhile the pizza guy is kind of weird and keeps sniffing the pizza like he will have an orgasm anytime soon and insulting the lawn gnome as he approached the door… as he turns around he gets spaded… And then one after the other The Gnome begins to kill one girl after another until the last two girls realize that the other two girls are dead will they be able to find out exactly why they shouldn’t decorate for Christmas and  who the culprit was before they themselves are dead too?
I think that this film was kind of comical and cute,  for such a low budget for making us believe that a small little statue like that killed at least three people it wasn’t too terribly bad project now I think that when the chick that got choked with Christmas lights which I believe was Ingrid the one with the bad attitude,  I think that she should have been choking a little bit longer to make us believe that she was dead and I think that when the girl was slashed while she was trying to make something I think the cut was smaller when it first appeared before we saw her being dragged away and her neck was entirely sliced but if you just watch the film and enjoy the ride the normal movie Watcher would probably enjoy the short film.   if this sounds like a film that you would definitely watch then I suggest that you seek the film out for your own enjoyment it’s not that hard to find. I was entertained and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The actors and actresses were pretty decent so it was a well-rounded cast for a Christmas themed horror short.

 

Starring Mariah Smith as Barbara (as Mariah Johnson), Angela Pritchett as

Hazel, Amanda Jo Liscouski as

Veronica, Kristen Spatz as Ingrid, Jarod Kearney as Pizza Guy.

 

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I am assuming that this is a short film that was filmed in about 2007 by Brian Cartwright who played a driver in the short film Yesterday in 2004 and Suds in the feature Darken from 2006 which I have not as yet reviewed since I am reviewing the short films separately that have to do with John Johnson in some way shape or form but this short is called Ed’s Story and is brought To Us by Red Army Films and though produced by the director is also executively produced by John Johnson. Now remember I do not know the exact year but I am just assuming that it is around this time period And I am putting this after all of these short notice because I do not know the exact year but I wanted to talk about it anyways.

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So apparently Ed played by Jay Barber who has been a recurring actor overtime for John Johnson is some kind of plumber or maintenance guy who was screwing in a lightbulb and had died for some reason so death played by David Simmons III also an actor In recurring roles with director John Johnson has tried to tell Ed that he has appeared to take him over to the other side,  but at is having none of that as he punches death in the balls and runs from him. as he runs from him we hear music it sounds like we’re listening to the background music of the Pee-wee’s Playhouse except put on fast mode.

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This was a slightly goofy film, an off sense of humor where a plumber cheated death. I guess I enjoy the fact that it was somewhat narrated by Jay Barber since it seemed like he was more of a redneck and just wanted to continue his life and he beat the odds that were against him.  I think the acting was totally hokie and over-the-top but I enjoyed the film for some reason even though I know the music it didn’t entirely go with the chase scene. It was amusing to say the least. If this sounds like a film that you would definitely watch then I suggest that you seek it out for your own amusement. I was entertained.

Starring Jay F. Barberas Ed, David Simmons III as Death

Movies Galore takes a look at director Heidi Moore’s newest documentary “More Blood!” from 2018!

Written by David Strege

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Brought To Us By Wretched Productions associated with Charlie Pennel Productions director Heidi Moore who has already directed three different documentaries in the burlesque territory…  as well as several short films and features… including Dolly Deadly and it’s equal which was picked up by troma… comes a new documentary involving quite a few people in the horror film industry about why they love certain films and love to see death Gore and violence and more of it.

The film Begins by interviewing each of these filmmakers and special effex  makers as well as YouTube reviewers at least newer film reviewers in the horror business so I like that there are some of the all walks of life.  

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We start out with hearing from Robert Soffian Who I believe is a college professor as well as a writer and a 30 year career at Shasta College in Redding, CA as a professor of theater, directing and lighting countless productions as well as a painter in art.He tells us about the first film that got him into her and that would be Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho. That shower scene with the camera movements… Next we are introduced to an unknown horror analyst at least unknown to me where I’ve been reviewing films for quite some time and figuring out exactly who is who from each blog place, by the name of Chelsea Opperman Where she describes a scene from Poltergeist where one of the Ghost Hunters looks in the mirror and his face just starts to deteriorate and at the time it scared the shit out of her but now to her it’s kind of corny but the adrenaline was rushing through her At that moment in time being so young And probably knowing that you shouldn’t be watching the film…

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Next we have an author of a book called Our Lady Of The Inferno, Preston Fassel Who talks about predator and how when he finally saw it how they were shooting off arms and limbs which was quite violent for what he was used to and it left him with a memory… Jason Thompson  Bad Seed FX guy from Atlanta Speaks on the film called Squirm which was about a bunch of worms that would eat people that came from the ground… And now we are getting into the interesting personalities on here where we have Cassandra Sechler (Wireboy) known for her experimental and colorful films where she talks about how one of the films that she was brought up on was Night of the Living Dead directed by George Romero, Then we are brought into what I thought was the UK scenery but is in fact Swedish from Sweden of film reviewers by  the Bitches of Horror young lady Jasmine Martinez Who often partners with actress and director Sara Giercksky In doing online film analysis reviews together… where she talks about the guinea pig series Flower of Flesh and Blood which I agree with her on was quite gory where we have a young woman naked and drugged as her limbs are being cut off she is still alive and it looks very real…

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Next we are introduced to the guys from the Thirteenth Floor blog Jeremiah Rosario and David Wronski Which I believe that these guys are fairly new Since I’ve been writing for The Last five years but I have heard of them each of us bloggers arnone on different sides of the horror Spectrum but Jeremiah like Jasmine was speaking about the guinea pig film where is David his partner brought up Evil Dead….

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Then we have Jay Kay  apparently YouTube or podcast host of some sort at Horror Happens Radio Show where he mentions the Faces of Death series of films the part where they monkeys had is taken apart and how it looks so real and life like and it did at least to me anyways.. We have Chainsaw Sally Who in real life is April Burril She talks to  about her experience Watching John Carpenter’s The Thing which innocence was a creature that kept changing and the effects that we’re used we’re just phenomenal and scary to her… next we have two characters who are favorites of mine Tom Komissar and Daniel Murphy of HM&M Productions where Tom Talks about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Directed by Tobe Hooper and how he had rented a copy of the film and his animations of how he was putting the VHS in the machine it’s kind of comical because I remember only in that kind of a machine… So basically this documentary is a run-through of these people’s top favorites and then it looks like some of the films that some of the others had his favorites others chimed in on their thoughts on how gory or how scary each of the moments were The Exorcist was brought up where the moment of the head spinning around in the puke projectile which has evidently been a big deal at that time it’s not a whole lot of people at the time seeing that type of thing in a horror film before.What’s interesting is that John Waters was mentioned in the same sentence as nudie cuties hehe.

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Whether it’s talking about Peter Jackson’s Brain Dead or talking about Cannibal Holocaust and it’s Serene Beauty and it’s violence and the Beauty  in its soundtrack to talking about the character Jigsaw the main focal points that I think that this documentary what’s across is that there is no idea of extremism that goes on in horror everybody’s always trying to out scare the next person whether it’s films being gory for gore’s sake Or even Beyond for anyone who is a horror film fan  is always trying to show the next person then hey did you see this pill I bet you you can’t see ten minutes of this. there is a boundary that horror crosses it all the time and whether they are going to go to that Darkness waiting Beyond from these directors and film reviewers are all saying they just want more of it. One of the things that I’d like to underline  is that you must be original you can’t just keep making the same thing over and over you would lose your audience and as long as it’s different and unique… After a little while we are introduced to Kim Culpepper from Femme Creatif Productions Where she touches on the subject that you almost get desensitized from seeing a lot of power and being a horror Watcher I myself have been desensitized  so I know the feeling But you mentioned a newer film called The Belko Experiment which I have not seen myself so I can’t exactly say yay or nay… Many of these horror fans are saying that they want to see that next level thing they want to see more fucked up shit and to be disgusted… Even the legendary Lloyd Kaufman shows up to talk about freak shows how rich the freaks really were…. during the Barnum & Bailey days…

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I don’t want to tell everything I just wanted to tell him extended extension of some of the things that were talked about in this documentary I thought that this was very well thought out,  it was definitely a great mix of different characters and I’m sure that there were other characters that showed up to tell their little bit too but I found this retrospective fascinating I’ve seen various films dealing with horror and I think that this is a very coming of age humanitarian effort to show a little bit into the extreme Gore lovers at least of this day and age and talk about the reasons why and the reasons behind why they want to See what they want to see.   I thoroughly enjoyed the way that at everyone that was involved with this documentary we’re able to get a retrospective of what they thought and think and express the reasons why some of us might watch some of the more extreme films so I want to say that I will recommend this documentary for all horror film lovers I think it comes out the horror perspective from a different angle of some of the more modern Indy reviewer and podcasters along with some various directors that have not been heard  before that are very in at this Day and age. if this documentary sounds like something that you would definitely like to see then I would suggest that you seek it out in your own matter to watch it yourself I’m sure that it will eventually be making its circuit in festivals and then eventually it might be released to the public but I certainly was entertained by the different personalities and horror that were interviewed And I think that Heidi Moore really does know how to inspire someone who is not an entire pan of documentaries into liking hers.

Here is the trailer:

Starring April Monique Burril as Herself, Kim Culpepper as Herself, Preston Fassel as Himself, Lloyd Kaufman as Himself, Jason Kolucki as Himself, Tom Komisar as Himself, Jasmine Martinez as Herself, Daniel Murphy as Himself, Chelsea Opperman as Herself, Jacob Samedi as Himself, Cassandra Sechler as Herself.

Movies Galore takes a look at director Nigel Cheeseball’s feature “Bloody Red Lips of Blood” from 2012!

Written by David Strege

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Brought To Us By Cheeseball Video, Inc. a made-up production company name for a pseudonym director by the name of Nigel Cheeseball and distributed by Chris Seaver in 2012 this feature was a shot on video film made to look like it was from the late 80s to early 90s which was kind of exactly what Warlock Home Video at the time would do which is say that he’d found a lost 80’s gem but this feature is called Bloody Red Lips Of Blood.

The film revolves around two lesbian vampires by the name of Karen and Lisa Who go and pick up unsuspecting victims At the Rock Headz Club somewhere in the downtown of wherever they are. What I’ve said before is that Joe Sherlock is very diverse for I don’t know a lot of independent features that involved as many actresses that are a little bit larger in size that doesn’t mean that they are not beautiful in their own way but they are no skinny Minis,  which is the Hollywood Norm they tend to pick actresses and actors that are often in relatively decent shape. this being said I didn’t want to be rude because I think that is a great thing all people of all sizes should have a chance to act in films.

The reason why I mention the size of the actresses is that I believe it is Karen  one of the lesbian vampires it goes down to this club in the very beginning and picks up a larger size woman than herself with a larger breast size so there is definitely nudity in the film  and I don’t even want this to sound like I’m a jerk or anything but it is what it is. so she brings this chick home and they do some making out and then when she gets the chick in the shower she bites and drinks her blood when Lisa comes home the other Lesbian Vampire Apparently she is late to the action of drinking the blood but then they both end up in towels playing Nintendo.

Next we are introduced to a Professor Bartel who is mourning the death of his daughter Jennifer, We are introduced to him as he is visiting her graveside as he is still having trouble sleeping over the death  that the police cannot still find anything out about or her killer.

I do notice that the room in which Professor Bartel lives looks a lot like one of the kitchens that was used in Odd Noggins.  So while the Professor is bugging the local police about a new body that has shown up Karen and Lisa have picked up another victim and drugged her with some wine someone in their gym or yoga class or some such nature… Meanwhile Bartel goes to speak with his daughter Jennifer’s best friend Amy and that’s when she talks to him about the club that she had been hanging out at Rock Headz that swinging club in the downtown area that the rock and rollers and the metalheads hang out otherwise known as wastoids…

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So next we are introduced to the wastoids as they are watching an afternoon movie which stars Tanjia Atomic the now director of Manos Returns as a Scream Queen who arrives home and dances and plays with her hair unsuspecting that a killer with a knife is about to slash her throat…  After talking to the two dudes that hang out down at the club the professor went to stake out the place while back at home while his wife was showering A giant bug like creature with pincers started to come towards her so she shooed it out the house which is apparently a scientific experiment of the Professors’…Will professor Bartel  be able to figure out what happened to his daughter before the detective Jackson figures out that they have a vampire infestation on their hands? is the professor a little mad himself since we don’t know what kind of creature is he has created in his laboratory…

Now there was some good acting and there was some really bad acting like the main character Tom Schaffer he kept screwing up his lines and I think he knows he did but he did get the bugging of the police down.   You could tell that this was done on a really low budget and you could definitely tell that this was trying to be a campy late 80s too early 90s shot on video slasher film with a blood Drinker twist I thought the two ladies playing the vampires were two of the better actresses and I think the man playing the detective in charge but the rest of them needed a little bit of work…   This being said I did enjoy and was entertained if you sit back and watch you can laugh a little it’s a perfect example of a Cheesy bad movie and it’s definitely out there. I definitely love the title and the artwork for the film. My only thing is I wish that the creature that the professor had worked on that looks like a bug with pinchers could have looked a little better other than that you just have to enjoy the ride.   If this feature sounds like something that you would definitely watch then I suggest that you seek the film out for yourself it was Entertaining to a point and if you like bad movies then it’s up your alley.

Here is the trailer:

Starring Tiffany Cameron, Sabrina Larivee, Tom Shaffer, Librace Van Pelt, Morgan Mayhem, Erika Brunson, Cassidy Daveed, Sophia Maria, Shamus Popatopolis, Madge Kawalski, George Garbonzo, Laurie Tom McElmurry, Tonjia Atomic, Kendra Redd, Joshua .Allen, Josh Phenicie, Ranger Cody.

Movies Galore takes a look at director Chris Wykes’ short film “Corpse: A Killer’s Revenge” From 2016!

Written by David Strege

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Brought To Us by F and F Productions which is Matt Freck’s Company and if you remember the short film Turn Heel from about that time I am assuming that because the film that I am about to describe was the second film on the Turn Heel release which I had picked up and bought the Turn Heel UK release and I had turned around and reviewed the film not too long after that even though the director had shared my review of the film for no particular reason at all he unfriended me this Freck so in my experience he isn’t exactly fan-friendly of course this was when I was first starting out and writing my reviews so unfriending me along the way wasn’t exactly very business like  especially since I supported and buying his film,to me if a director unfriends me and maybe that’s a little harsh, but that reflects who he is as a filmmaker His films just won’t be worth my time or my money and that’s a lot for me to say especially since I try to help everyone that I can in the Independent field, but at least I’m still friends with Jason Impey who was the other director behind that short film. This being said The film that I am about to describe is called Corpse: A Killer’s Revenge directed by Chris Wykes, and I am not fully sure exactly the year that this was filmed but I am going to assume that it was 2016 the same year as the short film that came along with. By the way here’s my review on Turn Heel for those who haven’t read it.

https://vampirelestat6969.wordpress.com/2016/05/05/turn-heel/   enjoy!

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I like the beginning of this credit scene where much of the film does look like it was shot on VHS but the camera is going through some Woods there’s just something retro about the sequence as the credits roll. In the first scene we have some funky music as we are led to meet three young men who are about to go off on a camping trip Adam, James, and Drake.  So as the men are driving along they are talking about each others Dramatics in between the drive to where they were going will you see a young woman skipping along with some flowers as she is attacked buy a figure with some kind of a weapon that looks like a overgrown caveman with a Howard Stern wig this young woman screams and we see disfigure start to slash at her with whatever weapon that he or she has in his hand.

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Well the friends  arrive at the start of the wood where they are to begin the trick to where they are to camp for the night and we hear the same funky music that is starting to sound like it came from the Oregon Trail you know that old PC game we used to play on a Mac. As the film filmed on I realized that the Killer that is going around killing people in the woods while these three campers set up camp he is not wearing a caveman outfit but he is wearing a gas mask and a vest.   He also seems to have an assortment of homemade weapons two different types of axes, a machete, a knife There are also some really cool effects if you can look past all the duct taped weapons and tinfoil… I believe one of my favorite scenes was where the killer took off a guy’s head and the blood was just squirting up in the air from his neck.

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I feel like this film was trying to be a serious slasher flick but the death scenes were just too comical and the weapons weren’t exactly entirely real looking but as far as Gore and splatter it definitely had that over the top B-movie atmosphere.   If you wanted to look at it as good cheesy fun I guess you can do that and if this sounds like a film that you could definitely watch then once again this was on the UK Turn Heel release as a bonus extra film. I guess I found this film entertaining… and weird…

Starring Dan Grainger as Adam, Matt Biggs as James, Chris Wykes as Drake, Jonathon S. Wood as Ray Cameron, Sam Ashby as Tree Erotic Girl, Jon Perkins as Tree Erotic Boy, Lauri McGrath as Flower Girl, Button as Dork, Matt Grainger as Violent Shit.

Movies Galore takes a look at director Wayne Pombert’s short film “Vessel” from 2015!

Written by David Strege

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Brought To Us by WPII Productions In association with Forget Ellis Team  Phoenix Productions and September Sons Films is a film directed by Wayne Pombert II That I had seen at the Milwaukee Twisted Dreams Festival in it’s first year and I am sorry that I am just getting to it now but I have been so backlogged with writing up older films as well as newer films that I am back logging for I have films that I have picked up that I have had for several years and I for the most part and a one-man band so getting to review all of these films on time isn’t always something that I can accomplish but better late than never.

The film begins with  a few images of a patient with a blindfold and what looks like some kind of a relationship between Sandra and her lover before it seems that she has ended up in a mental institute.  What I saw that at first was her lover is actually an entirely separate entity that has entered into her spirit and has been plaguing her for sometime.

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from what I gather Her mental state is up for evaluation with her doctor so as she is being Told about her treatment and how it is going while we realize that her actual body is elsewhere while I believe that she is dreaming about what is to come or what has happened.   The way that this spell misspelled is kind of grind-house and experimental which is very in, the only fault that I can see or suggest is that the way that it is projected that Sandra is speaking to her demon who goes by the name of Edmond is that things that he says and things that she says back are repeated I almost wonder how it would have looked if or sounded like there was more of an echo instead of a repeat of things said.

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That being said I think that actress Anastasia Edwards and actor Guy Mayfield portrayed  their performances really well, for what you thought was a dream ended up a reality for you could definitely see where the director was going with this that she was trying to fight her demon for her sanity.  I’ve always somewhat enjoyed films that don’t leave you satisfied and leave me wanting more and that’s what the film did. I was entertained and I love that I was able to watch it again to see it up close when you’re watching like maybe 10 short films in a block set it’s hard to remember all that goes on in every single film.

If this sounds like a film that you would definitely enjoy then I suggest that you seek it out if you can from the director I’m sure he wouldn’t mind sharing because that’s exactly what every director wants.  No matter how much you do not like reviews of films weather you get a good review or a bad review there will always be a response. I for one would like to see more from this particular Story down the road, I mean I wouldn’t mind.

Here is the trailer:

Starring Anastasia Edwards as Sandra, Guy Mayfield as Edmund (as Guy W J Mayfield), Keith Kelly as Dr. Thompson, Frank S. Weber as Male Nurse 2, Tiffany Jasinski as Nurse 1, Catherine Dickson as Lead Nurse, Larry Biela as Male Nurse 1.

Movies Galore takes a look at director Mikeal Burgin’s newest Short film “Low Self Esteem” From 2018!

Written by David Strege

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Brought To Us by Okapi Pictures In association with Bradley Cerny and 33, Directed by Mikeal Burgin (My Friend Max, I’m A Gun) Has the newest  short film called Low Self Esteem where we have an actress from Wisconsin that has starred in A local directors B movie called This Book Is Cursed directed by Michael Butt from More-On Productions at least the last time that I had seen her but in this  short film she plays the main character Ellie.

I don’t want to say too much but she plays a woman who wakes up next to a man that I believe that she has a relationship with but she neither realizes what she has done nor the fact that the man that she has slept with has not left his previous relationship… there is something a little off…

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I think that this film showcases the acting talents that Radloff  has to give and offer into that dramatic world of the psychotic there is a little madness in her, I love it. I really believe that this actress has a lot more potential and I’m glad that Mikeal was able to work with her in this way.   I thought the acting was on key, the film flowed really nicely and for being a close up film shot in one room in one location this is a perfect example that you really don’t need a whole lot to shoot a film and one that can be or lead into something else entirely.

I enjoyed the film it was entertaining and it was nice to see Amy again.   If this sounds like a film that she would like to see then I suggest that you keep a lookout for it in film festivals and seek the film out for yourself.   I hear that there is going to be a sequel and I am intrigued.

Starring Amy Radloff as Ellie, Wade Thalberg as Man, Rebekah DeWild as Woman.

Movies Galore takes a look at director Heidi Moore’s feature film “Dolly Deadly” from 2016!

written by David Strege

Brought To Us by Wretched Productions director  Heidi Moore In association with Dreams For Dead Cats Productions and distributed by Chad Armstrong’s Legless Corpse Films in 2016 and was a smash underground Indie hit from what I understand.  

And having now watched director Heidi Moore’s  earlier films I can now proceed forward and watch Dolly Deadly because whenever I review a filmmaker’s film I normally tend to like to watch their career from the very beginning that I can so I can watch the progress…

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the film begins in a Trailer Park trailer where are young baby a boy is sitting on a bed filled with dolls watching his mother Tina Lyn (Nelson) get dressed and try to beautify herself.   Tina is a chain smoker and the trailer is filthy, there are all kinds of hornets infesting the windows And she decides to from what I understand change her hair color with some kind of new hair product the only thing is it starts to burn and goes right through her head to her brain and explodes… this was definitely the unique beginning… I’m really digging me special effects of this blow up…

Now I have actually watched Cassandra Sechler’s films as well so I’m sure that I will see her influence in the film as well since she kind of wrote this with Miss Moore.

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Little Benji (Justin Moore, I believe Heidi’s Son) which was the child’s name has now grown up and has been living with his Grandma Mitzie (West-Carroll) and Benji seems to live in his own little world as we see a segment where he is dancing in front of his mother’s dolls which are now his,  I love how we get to see what he could be imagining where he is tap dancing on a stage for his animated dolls…

Benji’s grandmother  Mitzie has a live-in boyfriend who all day long  just watches TV and drinks beer on her dime, they are both sick and tired although he could care less but sick and tired of watching him play with dolls when he should be doing boy things like playing baseball or hanging out with friends instead of dolls which is kind of a girly thing…  now while he has an imagination with these play things he still imagines that he sees his mother from time to time so there are flights of imagination that we are witness to like there’s a moment where it seems like he comes home from work and I’ll leave it to Beaver kind of attitude with a Pleasantville like experience. It also doesn’t help that the neighborhood kids make fun of him.

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Having to deal with the backlash of his grandmother and live-in boyfriend making fun of him every time he tries to have a little bit of fun Benji ends up at escaping from reality and starting to believe in his fantasy world of where he has created a world dolls that almost have a life of Their Own and he gets advice to Kill Them All… now there are some characters from the trailer park that we are introduced to like the man who claims to have been abducted by aliens wearing a tin foil hat on his head who talks about revenge being sweet  and another character Call The Rock Bottom who believes himself to a been one of the greatest comedians around that used to open up for a place down in Mexico.. so there are definitely some strange characters about…

So when the neighborhood kids take them into the woods and dress him up like the dolls that he plays with as a joke and all of the verbal abuse that led up to this Benji’s little mind kind of just snapped  and one by one he began to kill off the people that treated him like shit…

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I really enjoyed this film there were definitely a lot of color schemes that were throughout the film that were avant-garde and very fengshui definitely a New Age film a lot of Reds and greens and yellows and Blues for probably being on a very low budget this actually really looked like a really cool art project in a topsy-turvy kind of way.

I mean there would really wasn’t any real Bad acting involved I think that there are a lot of trailer park families that can relate to this kind of a environment.   but can our kid really grow up from knowing that his mother has died when he was very young and not grow up fucked up? I mean one does not blame the child for going into his own little world but you really feel bad for Benji because even though he played with dolls he  wasn’t really causing any real trouble until it all boiled together like a hard boiled egg I mean you can only treat someone bad for so long until they fight back. I thought the set design was awesome. I thought the soundtrack to the film was very unique and I think it was due to the personality of Justin Moore that made Benji all the more lovable because he really didn’t seem like he was that bad of a child.  

if this sounds like something that you would definitely watch Then I would seek the film out if I were you for a film about being different and revenge and about how one can turn into a killer  but how you can treat one another I would certainly recommend this feature for it is a unique independent little animal of its own making. I was entertained.

Here is the trailer:

Starring Justin Moore as Benji, Kimberly West-Carroll as Grandma Mitzi, Jay Sosnicki as Donald, Dana Nelson as Tina Lyn, Lawrence Moore as Kenny, Christopher Calvano as Homeless guy, Margaret Elysia Garcia as Client 1, Cassandra Sechler as Client 2, Paloma Couoh as Crystal, Donny Gonzalez as Rock Bottom, Joel Minden as News Anchor 1, Heidi Moore as Laundromat Girl, Gora Chand Saha as Tv Guy, Christopher Shafer as Dolly Krueger, Ryann Elizabeth Wright as Bunny Blogger.

Movies Galore takes a look at director Ryan Meade’s anthology “The ABC Soup of Deaths Rejects 3” from 2015! Warning Spoilers!

Written by David Strege

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Brought To Us by No budget films director Ryan Meade  who brought us three short films in an underground DVD called Creature Features as well as You Don’t Rent Here Anymore and the Evil Dead documentary Invaluable comes in and thology with six directors dealing with the 26 letters of the alphabet that may or may not have been rejected by the ABCs of death anthology which according to Ryan this project was a revenge project The ABC’s Soup of Death Rejects 3 from the area of Detroit, Michigan.  There was a contest that ABCS OF DEATH creators had put on the Ryan Meade had been involved in, Ryan along with several other film makers were accused of cheating to get votes as Meade was winning naturally so because of creator jealousy they took Meade’s votes away and so he lost to unfair circumstances.  So this project was contrived of the honest film makers that were booted unfairly.

In the beginning of this Anthology we have a couple of mock trailers one for a Grindhouse film called Drop Dead Red where it looks like a young girl is kind of going up against a drug lord of some sort it looks hilarious followed by a trailer for a movie called Bad Milk where I believe Ryan meat goes and drinks from milk that might be expired?  and then kind of a pun to hobo with a shotgun by showing a poster for hobo with a hard-on…

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In “Soup Can Scenes” directed by Ryan Meade We have what looks like a house that is decorated with Halloween decorations for Halloween and a man who has opened up a can of ABC soup to sit down and see what he can spell with his letters while he is sitting in front of the blank television screen so while he is spelling these letters  each letter he begins with starts a short film… Starring Mike Willerick.

In “Aneurysm” directed by Ryan Meade A man is jerking off to a porno that turns into a murder the slices and  dice’s to the erection of his mind…

In “BiCuriousness” directed by Ryan Meade Filmed in black and white a woman comes home with her groceries to the sounds  of what sounds like her husband cheating on her… But does not realize that it was someone of the opposite sex and involves a little bit of murder…

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In “C4” directed by Raoul Duke Jr.Probably about the shortest film I’ve ever seen and a thought that has probably crossed a few high schoolers Minds about what it would look like if your school exploded…

In “Dick” directed by Erik Zijlstra This segment is a little strange but it shows a man in female clothes smoking a cigarette probably after he has cut off his member and buried it to become what he is now… I’d like to say the only thing that I like about this segment is the blues music behind it.. was definitely different

In “Earthquake” directed by Tom Sullivan this segment is a stop motion animation filmed about dinosaurs where Three Dinosaurs one of them looking like he is one of the king of the Tyrant lizards battle  Denise a volcano that is about to erupt… so far besides Aneurysm this is the second best film on this anthology I think it is very unique it is very good even the little arms move it reminds me of watching Productions that Rankin bass would put together so thank you Mr. Meade  for allowing this little short film up absurdity to show up on this…

In “Fucked” directed by Rob Bedard probably the second shortest on this  anthology of segments here we have a man who has obviously killed a woman as we watch the rape of a necromantic…

In “Gas” directed by Ryan Meade A couple of guys are playing a game of fake out where they create moves like holding up their claws like Bears or snakes and what they have to do is stare each other down and create different moves and hold these positions if they do the same move at the same time they lose… but one guy is a sore loser decides to get up at like one of his pockets of air…

In “Hemorage” directed by Ryan Meade I’m not exactly sure what the backstory for the segment is but a woman is released in a mental ward by one of the guards who goes off on a lunch break and she literally walks into a house and kicks the shit out of a man looking for another man… this was definitely  Grindhouse Style in a Quentin Tarantino kind of way I liked it was definitely some over-the-top acting and it really looks like she was throwing the guy around which I believe was Meade like a rag doll…

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In “Internet” directed by Erik Zijlstra In this segment it looks like a man has walked up a road travel weary for there is dirt on his pants and he walks to an abandoned property. Looking inside the place looks dingy but he walks in anyways and walks up a flight of stairs.   on the landing at what looks like an attic or a loft there is a table set up with two chairs, on the table on a plate is a masquerade mask it says ‘Wear Me’ the man finds out that you should never try to meet anyone from the internet especially if he’s on the menu… I like the colors in the segment and the fact that it was a little bit of Gore involved…

In “Jugulate” directed by Rob and Sebrina BedardPretty much a snuff segment we have a man stabbing a woman in her stomach, cutting her tits over and over and  over until she is dead… I don’t really think that there was a Point to the segment other than the fact that the woman was naked and she had a decent sized chest that the man was cutting into…

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In “Kids” directed by Ryan Meade This segment is about a classic where are young child believes that there is a monster under her bed and a tired father has gone over this with his children before probably and one more time goes into a room to prove to his kid that the monster is not there only this time there is… as the film begins with a young daughter banging on her parents door just say that there is something underneath her bed…

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In “Legends” directed by Rob/Sebrina Bedard, and Ryan Meade A couple of standing in the bathroom and whoever he is he challenges her to say Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark in the mirror…  When nothing happens she thinks nothing of it takes a shower we get a little bit of a new shower scene and when she gets out she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary again and then that’s when it happens… the segment was slightly predictable but the mask was kind of cool…

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In “Mailbox” directed by Matt Smith and Ryan Meade This segment is an animation where I think a man has hitchhiked with another man and there’s telling him all about how he is getting married How He Loves his woman and how she has these really huge tits so I think the other man gets annoyed and tells him to tell it to the world grows down the window so the man sticks his head out Shouts to the air that he loves his woman and they’re just so happens to be a mailbox he can smack his love into…  I have to chuckle at this one a little bit for I have to say seeing the guys had get lopped off in the mailbox and his headless body still circling in the Wind it’s kind of hysterical and poetic…

In “Nagging” directed by Rob and Sebrina Bedard A man is sitting at a table listening to all of the excuses or things that his lady is complaining about and I know what he goes through because my own woman does the same thing and it is irritating so the man takes what looks like bags of milk and drains them in the sink and when his woman asks what he is doing it shows her exactly what it is for…  since this film is directed by Rob Bedard a little bit I feel like this short segment is related to the f segment in this anthology I feel like this scene happens before that scene and that they are related in some way shape or form. I can relate to the stressful feelings at some point I just could never do what he did hehe

In “Overdose” directed by Ryan Meade It’s about a man who starts out with a bag of pills and takes a couple probably to make himself poop, Not realizing that he had not replaced any of the rolls of toilet paper in his bathrooms,  by the time he finds the last roll in the home ends up dying from his own bowel movement…

In “Prostitutes” directed by Ryan Meade This segment is taken a pun  and the ladies of the night where a man thinks he’s pick up a Russian prostitute to have sex with  or be sexed one of the two only she turns around and does what I think some women who have gotten into the trade probably want to do right back to the men who treat them the way they do…

In “Queef” directed by Ryan Meade This segment is another one of the shortest on this anthology and it is about a woman who is talking on the phone while she is going down the stairs while carrying a wheeled luggage…  I think the segment can go out to all the people who talk on phones while they’re driving cars or walking across the streets or pick up the phone while they’re riding a public bus number one people don’t want to hear your conversations when you have your conversations you have them in private not in public the only times that you should actually use your phone is in case of emergencies at that you are dying in my mind or if you need stuff at the store you call your significant other or just to pick up and say that you were coming home or going to work these are the extent a phone conversation I think that people should have,  but never on trains never on bicycles never in cars while driving never on staircases never in public bathrooms You know what I mean…

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In “Rape” directed by Ryan Meade This segment is a Revenge film where are young woman lays  in wait for a guy that has raped her, She takes out a bat and a gym bag and follows him into his home and hit him over the head only to tie him up and mutilate him.   I rather like this from because any man who thinks that they can get away with rape is seriously fucked in their head So anytime I see a female getting back at her attacker in different ways kind of like an I Spit on Your Grave kind of deal I have to cheer from the sidelines…

In “Sin” directed by Erik Zijlstra It looks like in this second we have a nun walking through what looks like a prison compound… This one was weird we have a demon looking creature that seems to beckon this woman who is a nun and she walks to a certain room in the prison and she gets up on a table pulls up her shift and starts to masturbate as it looks like this demon is enjoying her orgasm… the only thing he’s speaking in English and it’s subtitled in German I’m actually kind of digging it…

In “Turds” directed by Raoul Duke Jr.All right this had to be the shortest segment all it really has is a man having this being filmed in black and white sitting on the toilet And you hear him take a bowel movement…

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In “Uck” directed by Erik Zijlstra This segment was strange but it was filmed in black and white and we see a woman wake up in her  underwear as she goes about her daily routines she is in a one-room Shack as she goes about and decorates the room we see a corpse laying on her bed with a birthday hat on at first I think that it was a lover that she was masturbating over but when she whispered in the corpses ears that it was her father….  damn.

In “Virus” directed by Rob Bedard In this segment a man calls into work he is definitely sick there are tissues all around him and there is snot hanging from his nose… The film shows the stages of degradation that this man goes through in three days… Kind of gross…

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In “WhiteGirlzBtripn” directed by Beth Norwowski So in this segment we see a man call some kind of a service and then we see him pack a gym bag full of duct tape and tools with power in black and white and then the doorbell rings.   Two hookers show up and while they are in the bathroom they both told each other that one was going to distract while the other grabbed the good stuff, so when the good looking Broad was dancing for the man the other girl thought that the tools and all that jazz in the gym bag was a rape kit so one thing led to another and one of them got killed…

In “XXX” directed by Erik Zijlstra This segment was another animation it was subtitled and in another language but I could understand the subtitles.   I believe the woman that was portrayed in this animation was describing the first time that she had seen a penis at the first time that she was raped while we heard noises of a female enjoying  getting fucked we see a man in what looks like a doctor’s room or some kind of a hospital room and then the female mentions that the penis was too big for her… this was kind of an abstract animation definitely weird…

In “Yellow” directed by Ryan Meade I think I understand the segment we have a young man who is playing a driving game what’s funny is the driving game is a really old one but in any case there is a  knock at the door and the young woman was there as she kicked the door in, she wrapped a rope around the young man and dragged him to the bathroom and started to suffocate him inside the toilet asking him what his  favorite color was the reason why I say that I got this film is that many men make the mistake of never asking their females opinion they often only care about what they have to say in a conversation… I thought the ending of the film  was kind of comical…

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In “Zombie” directed by Ryan Meade In this last segment we have a man in present day Israel sitting on the toilet taking a crap while a zombie is rising up out of his yard right outside the window of his bathroom… It just so happens to be the dead body of Jesus Christ come back from two thousand years of being cursed by the Descendants of this man sitting on the toilet so what Day begin is the Grindhouse battle of the ages… How about that a zombie Christ with Kung Fu moves doesn’t that  beat all. Even though I am religious and I do believe in God I actually believe that this was the best segment out of the whole lot it was quite hilarious and I can definitely tell that the style of Quentin Tarantino is definitely influenced in Meade’s work.

Ultimately I have to say that this was a very fun anthology,   though the acting wasn’t entirely great in places many of the films were entertaining at least to a certain extent and there were at least 4 to 5 segments that were definitely some pretty great SOV moments so I would definitely recommend if you haven’t at least watched this yet and if this sounds like something that you would watch I would check it out.  It is definitely worth a one-time watch if anything else.

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Movies Galore takes a look at director Lawrie Brewster’s feature “Lord of Tears” from 2013!

Written by David Strege

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Brought To Us by Dark Dunes Entertainment in association with Hex Media Productions Director Lawrie Brewster went about and created A creature called the Owlman in his 2013 arthouse feature Lord of Tears from the UK.

since I have already visited The Unkindness of Ravens feature which I helped back on its Kickstarter which was a phenomenal film and definitely very visual I decided to go back and visit his first  feature so I can move forward and properly review the black gloves and when it comes out his fourth feature Automata for 2019. see what what Lawrie has done is a phenomenal marketing campaign for each of his films when he was doing the kickstarter for The Unkindness of Ravens he funded both Lord of Tears and Unkindness into having these really nice 3-disc sets with really cool art involving having a Blu-ray a DVD and a soundtrack to each of these releases to the point where at least the first two films are out of print on these 3 disc sets.

 now all of this being said I will try to describe Lord of Tears to the best of my ability and I hope that you enjoy my review of the film.

The film begins with the reading of a will left to James Finley by his dearly departed mother who is left him her  ancestral home of which when he was very young he remembers that his mother went mad and what he remembers is that she rescued him from drowning. In a series of imagery while the reading of the will takes place we see a woman that is supposed to represent his mother standing at the edge of somewhere gazing out in the distance as well as  seeing James at the graveside of his mother and the way that images present the way that her death took place is by hanging as we see a rope and we hear what sounds like the crack of the neck breaking…

In a letter given to James after the reading of the will is Mother warns him about not going to the house call Baldurrock and excuse me if I misspelled the name of the house but this is what it sounded like,  where when he was a child he thought that there was a monster that lurked on the property that had elongated arms and large eyes…

That night James had dreams of that same creature a staircase in which he was running up out of breath on and  seeing papers strewn about along with someone in Shadow swinging an axe…

So after reminiscing from his childhood with his friend Alan, James decided to return to the estate that was once his childhood home to face his demons.   when he arrives my God what a home when it comes to locations this is a very beautiful location I love how Vines look on older mansions and the inside of this place holds many twists and turns as well as a beautiful ornate staircase which if I say nicely enough this location was used throughout at least the first three films from hex media.

James arrival to his ancestral home reminds me a lot like Jonathan Parker’s  arrival to Castle Dracula in Bram Stoker’s novel. A mysterious woman who sat reading a book on the outside of the grounds showed him that there was a key under the mat.   after doing a walk-through of the home the only thing strange is that there was a chair leaning up against one of the doors which I am assuming leads to the basement, as he continues to walk through he hears a noise a picture has crashed upstairs in the bedroom that he has chosen to sleep in and behind this picture hangs a key….

The key opens up a locked trunk in one of the rooms  where he finds an old book that tells the history of the house.  The book mentions murder, mythology something buried in the cellar and while he is reading he hears a knock on the door it is the woman from before she has brought over a dinner that she has prepared.  she calls herself Eve or Eevee and when asked she explains that she comes from the south in a small town that has no room for a personality like hers that is she is studying French and lives right next door in the converted stable house as she dreams of traveling to Paris.  The extended this encounter with this woman is that he tells her that his mother has died and he has come here to figure out why this home has made such an impact on his life and he feels like being here could impact his future so she says that she will help in whatever way that she can.

After another night of dreams and images we seem to give a face to the ax wielder like he was Alan his friend from back home he awoke to find a tub nearby filling with water which somewhat reminded him of his experience when he was a child,  he goes out for a morning walk and see his first real vision of this Owlman in the shadows of the trees just about when Eevee shows up to interrupt his thoughts… we are entertained with How fanciful of a dancer that actress Alexandra Hulme gracefully presents a somewhat dance routine as she appears to bring a little happiness into James life and enjoyment which appears to be distracting him just a little enough to deal with the historical meanings behind the creature that has manifested in his life since a very young age.  Can James find out the secrets of Balderrock before he falls in love with the woman that seems to appear to him. will he have enough strength to face down the demon that has resurfaced in the manifestation of the Owlman before his soul is damned for eternity. is it possible his friend Alan is going through turmoil of his own with his father’s sickness?

I thought that this was a very beautiful and very thought-provoking film mixed with very abstract imagery that is almost dreamlike in quality.   this is a spiritual and haunting tale of sadness mixed with Madness as a man goes through the Labyrinth of his mind and deals with the Forgotten memory, a memory that was so horrible that his  family made him leave to keep him from knowing the darkness that had infested the mind of his mother and the memory of his father. I thought the acting was brilliant, loved it the soundtrack I’m in love with the Serene surroundings of this mansion that was used.  

it was just an  awe-inspiring masterpiece that I believe paved the way for him as a filmmaker for there is a Madness in his vision and a beauty in the writing that Sarah Daly has created for this film for there is a very old soul seen in the breath of this very well shot independent film.   If this sounds like a film that you would definitely check out then I suggest that you seek the film out on your own and watch it yourself. I know it seems like a lot of praise for a film but the Praises well deserved the storytelling was intense, the imagery is Unforgettable and I can’t entirely say that about a lot of films entirely I have not been disappointed yet with this film maker let’s just say that.  having seen the 2nd and the 3rd films directed by Lawrie Brewster all written by screenwriter Sarah Daly… there are bits and pieces of each film in one another even though that they are different animals so to speak. I was very entertained by this film and sincerely recommend that if you have not seen this feature go see it.

Here is the trailer:

Starring David Schofield as Owl Man, Alexandra Hulme as Eve Turner (as Lexy Hulme), Euan Douglas as James Findlay, Jamie Scott Gordon as Allen Milton (as Jamie Gordon), Alan Ireby as Solicitor, Neil Cooper as Michael Milton, Nancy Joy Page as Flora May Findlay, Graham Robertson as Henry Findlay, Jock Ferguson as Taxi Driver.

Movies Galore takes a look at Director Mike Tristano’s “The Flesh Merchant” from 1993″

Written by David Strege

The Flesh Merchant

Brought To Us by Merchant Productions along with David Sterling Productions is a feature that came out in 1993 in and around the same time that David Sterling produced is  anthology called Things from the same year With a director by the name of Mike Tristano. Now I’m pretty sure that it’s quite possible that this film ended up on Vista Street Entertainment but I’m not entirely sure about that, that being said it also eventually ended up under the label Sub Rosa Cinema which I am not entirely sure that Ron Bonk was running Sub Rosa Cinema at this point in time but that is his label now.   privately David Sterling began to farm out many of the shot on video films that he produced in several different packs and many of his films ended up on Pendulum Pictures 50 packs but enough of Sterling I shall try to describe the movie the best that I can. Evidently Joe Haggerty had a hand in producing behind this phone as well.

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So the film begins with a couple of ladies waking up in a campsite and they decide to go take a dip in the river nearby. While the women were skinny dipping topless a couple of guys we’re being peeping Toms and when the ladies got back to their campsite they realize that their stuff has been gone through that’s when one of the men and stepped out and said he was there to claim his merchandise…  after being told that they were the merchandise the other man grabbed the other lady while the one with the mouth escaped and ran through the woods what was chased down and brought back tied and gagged as they were carried off to a white van.

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Fast forward to a restaurant looking like dive call Bourbon Square it looks like it could be a jazz speakeasy the sleazy kind a young woman Darleen Paxton (Romero) is talking to her sister Jennifer who happens to be a waitress but place while they’re African-American cop friend Mac Williamson (Tucker) goes outside the two talk about how jennifer had been talking to a producer who wanted to make her a star and her sister was working her about believing too much of what people were offering.  While the cop was outside he noticed a white van pulling up and speaking into what looks like the owner of the joint.

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It is about this point that the two guys who had kidnapped the two females in the beginning had drag their merchandise into a holding room in the parking garage of one Mr. Jack Valentino who seems to be running this sex trade operation Until we realize that he answers to someone else by the name of Delombre (Stroud) where he is on a tight schedule to come up with 16 women for a buyer called the Sheik on the market.

The two Goons who had kidnapped the women in the beginning have already scoped out two more women being Jennifer and her roommate.

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Coming back from playing in the anthology Things Neil Delama certainly does play the sleaze well as a man who runs a white slave trade operation as Valentino. You know I am also digging Joe Estevez ‘s character as Captain Jameson As the two detectives Darleen and Mac uncover that her sister and her sister’s roommate were kidnapped by two men with a laundry cart,  and when the bodies of the two young girls who had been violently killed which there was a little bit of a violent scene when you saw the two of them get killed, but according to the doctor who is on the scene the two incidents are connected so each time they go back to their captain and because it’s police procedure when anyone who has anything to do personally with a crime you put someone else on the detail it seems that they are Getting the cold shoulder about getting Justice for her sister. Meanwhile inside the room where Jennifer and Karen her roommate were being held they are branded,  fed and kept listening to Valentino’s voice over and over to obey after having witnessed the previous females getting killed and put on display they are shuffled off to be taught how to pleasure others and themselves by a Miss Kitty Genoveve (Bauer) who walks them down the hallway of rooms that are within the hotel in which there are females and embracing and making love to each other, in another room holds a female being whipped on her stomach being taught and trained to be the perfect love slave.

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Having found out that the Bourbon Square is the place where all of these pick up and disappearances have happened Jennifer’s sister Darleen  and detective Mac Williamson Steak-Out the place and fairly soon the slick portly looking man that Karen felt was creepy came along and picked up Darleen.  now Detective Williamson could not help Darleen being taken inside the same White van that he had seen once before but thankfully Darleen attached a tracking device to the van.  Will Detective Williamson be able to get there in time to save his partner. Will Darlene be able to save her sister from being sold even further into the slave market?

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I could tell that this film was fairly independent but that being said I don’t think that this was a bad film at all to watch. the acting was fairly decent and there was definitely an erotic  sexploitation aspect to the film. It really didn’t drag like some of these shot on video films 10 to do from time to time. I think it helped to have some seasoned actors involved in being the captors.   now I don’t know whether this film played at any drive-in atmosphere but for being in the 90s I think this was a decent send up to the 70s since there were a lot of films that were similar and from what I understand there are still situations exactly like this that are still going on in the world today.  Human trafficking is a real thing so I think if you wanted a good film to look into to check out that shows a kind of brutality but all you really need is some key players to stronghold a situation like this. I thought that this was a solid film with solid acting. if this film sounds like something that you would definitely watch then I suggest that you seek the film out and watch it for yourself.   I was entertained and I’m glad that some of these shot on video films from the 90s that look like they could have been from the 70s are starting to see the light of day on formats such as Blu-ray + or dvd.

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Starring Neil Delama as Jack Valentino, Joe Estevez as Captain Jameson, Don Stroud as
Delambre, James Tucker as Mac Williamson (as Adam Tucker), Margo Romero as Darleen Paxton (as Margaret Romero), C. Courtney Joyner as Chick, Owen Rutledge as Slim (as Trey Garris), Michelle Bauer as Kitty Genovese, Elizabeth Chambers as Jennifer Paxton, Twila Wolfe as Karen, Sean Morrow as
Wayne (as Sean Terrance Morrow), Cathleen Hoadley as Shari, Gigi Doray as
Shannon, Joseph Haggerty as Dr. Gregson, Mark Williams as Pimp, Jay Woelfel as Carl the Bartender, Nance Little as Cheryl, Leslie Ann Tristano as Valentino’s Secretary, Maura Collins as Julie, Carol Zarlengo as Veronica, Rene Creamer as
Sandra, Mickey Harrison as Old Lady, Anthony Picciotto as Patron, Adam Rifkin as Man In Bondage Room, Nina Pedregon as Girl In Bondage Room, Rick Masters as
Porn Director, Pady Basch as Girl In Porn Room, Dave Parker as Cameraman (as David Parker), Eric Struble as Crime Scene Photographer, Myles O’Reilly as Delambre’s Driver, Craig Muckler as Cop #1, Johnnie J. Young as Cop #2 (as Johnnie Young), Todd Fellows as Forensics Cop, Linda Roberts.