Written By David Strege
In 2012 the was a film going around kinda Spoof like and comical by the name of You Can’t Kill Stephen King directed by Monroe Mann, Ronnie Khalil and Jorge Valdez Iga. Produced by Big Screen Entertainment Group and Loco Dawn Films…
A group of friends decide to take a road trip to Maine to visit the lake and the town Stephen King lives in. Right away the townsfolk are reserved and warn them away that they’ve never heard if King living here.
When they go to rent a boat they are warned even more about noise and the boat warden refuses to rent to rent to them.
Two from the group are brother Monroe and sister Hillary Bachman which I find funny since Richard Bachman is Kings Pseudonym lol, two are a couple one a black man Lamont, and if their not a couple then you certainly portrayed them as being such at first in the car, one a blonde and when i say blonde i mean ditzy blonde not the color blonde since i have to spell it out to some readers who dont understand the blonde isnt just a color of Nicole, the last two, one is a Stephen King/porn addict played by director/comedian Ronnie Khalil the other a black haired goth Lori.
When Lamont goes for gas he doesn’t come back whole his pieces are strewn across the gas station grounds the friends realize that they are now being killed one by one and according to the nerd a death from each and every story of Stephen Kings, with spoofs from the shining and it and combination of reading between the lines thus is just a fun film warning you almost to stay away from Stephen King but even more is the Author really killing to keep people from visiting his lake! You find out for yourself…
I found this an enjoyable film and give it a 4 out of 5 star rating. I recommend this film for anyone a Stephen King fan even if it is a little Corny. It was definitely funny to see a black version of the dang clown from it lol.
Starring Monroe Mann as Monroe Bachman, Ronnie Khalil as Ronnie, Crystal Arnette as Hilary Bachman, Kayle Blogna As Nicole, Kate Costello as Lori, Justin Brown as Lamont, Polly Humphreys as Deedee, Arthur S. Brown as Dale, Michael Bernstein as Verrill, Jason Martin as Boat Warden, Bill Steven McLean as Gas Station Attendantt, John Mancini as Sheriff Pangborn, Jeffrey R. Kelsey as Deputy Dodd, Vanessa Leigh as the Screaming Woman, Skylar Collins as Danny (as Sky Collins), Lori Richardson as Wendy, Krista Cote as Teen #1, Sean Martin as Teen #2, Chelsea Bitondo as Teen #3, Ethan Russell as Boy with Ball, Amber Russell as Girl with Ball, Bryant Mason as the Man in Diner, Abbey Greslick as Woman in Diner, Trevor Crane as Man in Diner #2, Philip Remington as Paramedic, Bailey Knowlton As EMT.